11.26.07

Apple Cup...

I've said enough...but I hope that I wasn't the only one of the 72,888 in attendance at Saturday night's debacle that realized that if that Washington State team had shown up against any UW team between 1970 and 2002, Washington probably would have won by thirty.

Yet somehow the program has devolved to a point where their fanbase lets their coach get away with comments like, "I don't know when--but this is going to be a great football team" after his eighth loss (out of an inevitable nine) this season.

This goes beyond the point of personal opinions and to the point that if you cannot see that Tyrone Willingham is unfit to coach the University of Washington Football Team, you are not paying attention.

Judge My Book by its Cover...

I've been wanting to write a book for sometime now, and have written between ten and twenty pages of approximately eight books over the past year.

I've realized however that the traditional model of "write a book and figure out the title later" is leading to incomplete works...so instead, I thought I'd work the other way, and write a title before figuring out what the book was going to be about.

Here are some of the ideas I have so far:

"Will You Shave my Back for Me?"

"Nutmeg makes Everything Better"

"Fred Savage Never Responds to my Letters"

"Turning Sigma Chi Beach into a Human-Litter-Box For Dummies"

"When Daddy Pulls his Groin"

"War: What is it Good For?"

"Ghostriders: A Team without Direction. The story of the 2007 University of Washington Huskies."

"Curtis Patching is a Fatass"

"Everything I need to know I learned by watching Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

"If you do leg-presses, you are not my friend."

"Watch me do an Impression of an Impressionist Artist"

"Wait a Minute...JESUS WAS A JEW???"



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