I wish I could have found this for yesterday's diary, but here is the clip of Paul Murtarano, Paula Abdul's singing stalker.
I will Peter Falk the person who can get it for me on mp3.
I Spoke Too Soon
Or maybe I wrote too soon...
But the Kelli chick who came on American Idol last night at about 8:50 and did the Britney impression was unqualifiably more attractive than the chick from Tuesday night. (I'm pretty sure "unqualifiably" isn't a word---but I like it.) Just scorching...but mark my words:
She will not win. She's too attractive, and women hate attractive women---even their own friends and family. So there is no possible way she can win.
Just Like on Seaquest
Remember on Seaquest (you don't? Why not?) when they just flashed into a video conference with the black President of the United States without a mention of the fact that he was black? It seemed so futuristic.
Now there is about a 20% chance that we're going to have a black President.
And there is about a 25% chance of a woman being President.
Maybe I'm missing the boat here, but I'm not hearing ANY mention of this.
DO PEOPLE NOT REALIZE HOW SOCIALLY SIGNIFICANT THIS IS?
HERE is how socially significant it is:
Very.
Very, very significant. I mean--not as significant as what Zambia did--but significant.
Okay--I'm glad that's clear now.
I haven't done a Top Ten List in a while--and there isn't much to write about right now...so I give you:
McFly's Top Ten People he Wants a Bobblehead of Right Now
10. Paul Murtarano: I'd rather hang out with the genuine article, but if all I can have is a plastic-metal figurine of my new hero, I'll take it.
9. Jack Nicholson: (Or is it "Nick Jackolson", Heather?) I mean--have you seen his hair lately? I would LOVE to see machines try to reproduce that on a table-wobbler...
8. Richie Sexson: BECAUSE I WANT IT BACK! I DON'T CARE THAT IT WILL COST $300 TO SHIP THE THING--I NEED IT!
7. John McCain: I've always thought he kind of looked like a porcelain doll...this is close enough.
6. Alan Thicke: Wouldn't it be great to have a bobblehead of a completely non-descript looking person that everyone knows once you explain it to them? And plus--Alan needs the work...
5. Any Midget: I don't think midgets are all that cool or amusing the way the mullet/Days and Confused/etc. fans do---but I really need to see one of these things--they wouldn't even have to change proportions!
4. Adolf Hitler: Can you imagine having a desk full of bobbleheads and just sneaking Hitler in there? "Oh--who is that one?" "That's Hitler." "Oh." Completely sick and inappropriate---but kind of hilarious.
3. Pacman Jones: He clearly can't go 30 seconds without being in a strip club--so I figure the bobblehead would come free with the Bobblehead Strip Club--ala Barbie's Dream House--and you know that that's going to be good!
2. Britney Spears: I just love the irony of a fragile toy that kids aren't allowed to play with being made in the likeness of a fragile human who isn't allowed to play with her kids.
1. Falling Apart Guy from the UPS Sub: You either get this or you don't.
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I want to do a mailbag comprised entirely of questions from my readers who are LDS+. I'm pretty sure I only have two, but I still feel like this is something I need to do...
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