That's the sound of no-longer-President-to-be O'Bama screaming into a pillow after Hillary Clinton cried her way to the White House yesterday.
Just in Case...
Any of you forgot to get me a Christmas gift...you can feel free to get me THIS.
The List
I'm not certain if I've done this in a while---and since I've done it last, Mitch Levy has made a similar list with some of the same people...but in no particular order...
Lance Armstrong
Serena Williams
Les Miles
Fans of:
Gonzaga
Cycling
Washington State
Poker
Mixed Martial Arts
Pacific Lutheran University
Any European Soccer Team
Tyrone Willingham
Anyone who owns Under Armor, but no cleats
Rick Rizzs
Frosty
Rick Pitino
People who yell "balk"--or even better--"BOCK"--when a pitcher throws to first-base
Phil Mickelson
Roger Clemens
Al Davis
Title IX
Donavon McNabb
Magic Johnson (Post-HIV)
The WNBA
People who say "We"
Non-New York/Boston Yankee/Red Sox fans
Emmitt Smith
The Groz
Jim Calhoun
Vince McMahon
People who play any game involving a Frisbee but no dog
Stephen A. Smith
Archie Manning
Mike Belotti
Micah Downs
People who are "training for a half-marathon"
Jeff Gordon
Barbara Hedges
Grown white men who wear jerseys
Shaun Alexander
Hunters/fishermen who call themselves "Sportsmen"
Afterglow (No, not that.)
The San Diego Chicken
Daunte Culpepper
Fox playing sound-effects behind highlights
Practice-swing Boy
Softball teams with matching pants/shorts
Isaiah Thomas
Vince Carter
Adam Morrison
People who don't know what a "Student Body Right" is, but say that Urban Meyer is a genius.
Guys who wear t-shirts that say "GOLF" on them to play golf
Barbaro
Billy Crystal at baseball games
Toby Keith at Oklahoma games
Tom Cruise at any sporting event
Dick Vitale
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Did I forget anyone??
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