2.28.08

A Little Help?

I am just struggling for things to write about. UW is awful, but it is till a couple weeks early to write about the NCAA Tournament. The vice-presidential candidates won't be announced for months. And Paris Hilton hasn't ruined anyone's life recently...

And since nobody is sending me questions to answer, I offer some old Conan links...


Link 1:
An old clip of Conan and some "celebrities".

Link 2:
More Conan...he and Arnold previewing Friends.

Link 3:
And one with Donald Trump.


UPS Marketing

I was thinking Wednesday about how the mighty University of Puget Sound fails to receive the credit it deserves nationally...so I thought, "Hey McFly! Why don't you come up with some slogans that UPS can use in a national print-media campaign?!?"

Great idea...here we go.

The University of Puget Sound:
Got a spare $120k?

The University of Puget Sound:
You don't know friendship until you've shared 17 of the same girls.

The University of Puget Sound:
Had he completed a full regimen of liberal arts classes instead of dropping out, Ted Bundy would have had the wherewithal to kill hundreds of women!

The University of Puget Sound:
After Science in Context, grad school is f***ing joke!

The University of Puget Sound:
Where we've never had a police assault on hippie protesters---but we're working on it.

The University of Puget Sound:
There are no cats in Tacoma, and the streets are filled with cheese.

The University of Puget Sound:
Ever heard a bonch scream?

The University of Puget Sound:
The Honors House is the Northwest's version of Hef's grotto.

The University of Puget Sound:
Home of Curtis Patching (1994-2006).

The University of Puget Sound:
It's made Hien Dung a millionaire.

The University of Puget Sound:
Ever seen someone throw red paint on the milk man?

The University of Puget Sound:
Soothing red brick, luscious green ivy, shockingly white students.

The University of Puget Sound:
What fun is college without a campus masturbator?

The University of Puget Sound:
You didn't want to go to Stanford anyway.

The University of Puget Sound:
Resnick-Pierce free since 2003.

And my favorite...

The University of Puget Sound:
Think that "Loggers" is a funny nickname? At least we're not the F***ING LUTES!

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