9.21.07

COME ON!

Seven people have contacted me about guest-blogging---but I've only had two submissions. One was posted, and the other was so vile that it was almost genius.

The Morning Jog

I don't have time to write a proper blog this morning, but I will tell you this: There are few things more entertaining than seeing a hooker being escorted off of Treasure Island's property at 5 AM.

We'll just say:
Barefoot
Flailing
Several drops of, "YOU DON'T OWN THIS HOTEL!"
A few more drops of "Biatch."
One drop of, "That uniform don't make you the boss of me!"
More flailing.
More barefoot stamping.


Okay---back to normal next week.

Have a good weekend!!