2.13.07

I Just Don't Care

About the Roger Clemes hearing in DC today. I genuinely don't.





I'm just over it.

Until there is proof that Craig Counsell took steroids, I am just over it.

Is there a new controversy we can start? Can there be a massive groundswell of hockey players doing something ridiculous like snatching purses?


All that said however, I think that Roger is in some serious crap. Perjury has never been thought of very kindly by the US Government (that is--unless of course you're the President of the United States and are reeping the benefits of Reagan's economic plans of the 80s.) I mean--think about the situation he's in. He'll do anything to avoid jail time, but is afraid of house-arrest because his HGH-popping wife is liable to tear him limb from limb if he forgets to take out the trash!

American Idol

I haven't commented on it recently...

Here's an update:

1. They're now in Hollywood.
2. Most of the people aren't as good as we thought they were.
3. Paula Abdul is a stupid, kiss-ass.
4. Randy Jackson is barely literate.
5. Simon Cowell is a hilarious prick but grows tiresome.

There.

Do you feel like you've been watching all along?

This show is ridiculous.

See if you can follow this analogy I came up with:

It's like...a train wreck.

Get it?

Because---you want to look away...

But you can't.

You know...like a train wreck.

Because---you see the wreckage and deep down want to know if there are injuries or what---just like American Idol. You know you shouldn't watch, but you do.

Get it?

I really think that this is a great analogy---I wish that people would use it more often.


Movies I'll Love

I hope that when I go to my netflix site today that it recommends Why Did I Get Married? (You may know it under its original title, "Just because we have a script, that doesn't mean we should turn it into a movie".)

It never has before.

And I really want it to.

I just don't feel right about putting it in my queueueueueueueueueueueue without a formal Netflix suggestion.

I mean---it looks like such a phenomenal movie.

And there is no way that Netflix overbought a piece of turd movie and are just trying to dump it on me.

No way.

Netflix wouldn't do that.

Not to me.

They're an institution of the people.



Okay...maybe I've overdone this sarcasm thing this morning...

So I'll move on to a real question: Why doesn't Netflix offer pornography?

Not only would it be uber-popular, the comedic possibilities are endless:

NETFLIX RECOMMENDS: Backdoor Butt Sluts 8
This movie was recommended to you because you enjoyed:
-Backdoor Butt Sluts 7
-Grande Mocha Latino
and
-College Girls on Ecstacy

This could seriously be an entire blog...maybe it will be...

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Pray for Roger. He's good of heart. (Steroid-fueled, testosterone-ravaged heart.)

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